May 2013
ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
1 tag
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
snokoplasmed:
Sims more like OTP puppet theatre
cliffrose-acetone:
okay there is a difference between deliberately bad tumblr grammar and just bad grammar and the difference is that i spend all day reading one but the other makes me want to float off the earth entirely
continuing-processes:
perfectrainbow:
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
Haha
Scientist: On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
Me: You mean per day
Scientist: What
Me: What
i-have-been-johnlocked:
deerstalkers-are-cool:
So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
dad before u say anything let me explain u a thing
queensassyofthefatties:
heathermorris:
i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
yes this is meeeee.
diedholdinghands:
mtomoe:
eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets
english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get
now now we don’t want the entire british population to die from liver failure
mynameisbruni:
twerkfred:
thegerardgayway:
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR...
burghers:
wartortles:
what the fuck is eurovision
youknowyourebritishwhen:
cuteasabuttonf1:
youknowyourebritishwhen:
Is Ireland really full of well oiled males or is the television lying to me?
It is wall to wall heavily tattooed, tanned, well oiled males. I’m surrounded by some right now…
I knew it.
1 tag
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
greeleys:
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE...
4 tags
deancentric:
dean-and-samwinchester:
piesexualdean:
TEAM FREE WILL IS THREE HUMANS
THREE HUMANS
HUMANS
A LAW SCHOOL DROPOUT, A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT, AND NOW
A HEAVEN DROPOUT.
6 tags
zerie:
snorlaxatives:
one direction bloggers are the scariest motherfuckers on this website
good
6 tags
breadmaakesyoufat:
dontyoulovemebaby:
breadmaakesyoufat:
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
What's Worse is being fan over all three
in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles:
1. you still hung up on Sherlock and sad that there’s no 3rd Season yet
2. You are not over Supernatural Finale
3. You Don’t want to Know The Doctors Name
And when all of them on hiatus..
sorrydean:
jo—harvelle:
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
omg. i am at the gym and there is some lady on the treadmill next to me just fucking staring at me. wtf?!????!!!
shouldn’t it be adam and evan not adam and steve? because evan is the masculine version of eve.
Me and my sister talking about how I want to be...
Me: I want to be buried in my prom dress.
My sister: Ummm okay...
Me: You also have to do my hair in an up-do.
My sister: But won't that be uncomfortable when you're laying down?
Me: ......
My sister: ??????
Me: I'll be dead....
My sister: ..... But I want you to be comfortable for your eternal rest.
gakstiel:
bearroi:
Gentle reminder that when Dean told Castiel sorry wasn’t good enough he thought porn and pie would be the next logical step to redeem himself.
And of course Dean never got it.
castiels-wormstache:
thespywhospies:
yj-lover:
mishagusta:
so does this mean
that castiel
NEEDS A LAST NAME
mr. castiel winchester has nice ring to it
person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
itsajensenthing:
castielliarmus:
do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now
i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
okay so the finale was really traumatising and...
watchtheskytonight:
noo00oo00oo00oo:
metatrolling:
mishadmitrikrushniccollins:
its-enochian-you-pigeon:
did anyone else notice
that misha collins
has double pierced ears
WHY AM I NOT SUPRISED
guess who else had double pierced ears while filming a supernatural episode
richard
speight
jr
???
i guess it’s a rebellious angel thing
SCREAMING
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
4 tags
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
3 tags
thecityofpawnee:
you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
1 tag
thewingedtrickster:
hopelesslyhiddled:
twistingfortunes:
REMEMBER THE END?!?!
2014!FUTURE!CAS SAID THAT HE HAD NO POWERS BECAUSE THE ANGELS LEFT
“NO MATTER WHAT CHOICES YOU MAKE WHATEVER DETAILS YOU ALTER YOU WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE”
AHA
hAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HELP
HEY GUYS GOOD NEWS WE’RE RIGHT ON TRACK LUCY WAS RIGHT HAHA
odgehog:
sherlockedforwho:
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
deanlovecastiel:
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
Excuse me
watch-so-much-tv:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
emmasrath:
Castiel’s human now, guys. Next year is 2014.
Well, at least we know what is going to happen in the next season
