if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer and there was a fuckign shaRK 

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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell